Blanche: What do you think of my new dress? Is it me?
Sophia: It’s too tight, it’s too short and shows too much cleavage for a woman your age.
Dorothy: Yes, Blanche. It’s you.

Do you ever feel like everything you ever needed to know about friendship, you learned from the Golden Girls?

I (poorly) photoshopped this picture of my two best friends, Claire and Jen, with me as three of the four iconic Golden Girls! Claire as Blanche (the wild one), Jen as Dorothy (the mother figure), and myself as Sophia (the sharp mouth). The only difference between us and them is that Claire isn’t a slut, I’m not short, and Jen has WAY better sweaters than the one you see here.

We are now accepting applications for Rose. Best of luck.